I just ate some string cheese and made my mouth taste like I just devoured a beach ball.
Thinking I had maybe eaten some expired cheese, I headed to my trusty, bedrest companion, The Internet, to read about the many ways expired cheese can hurt my baby.
If you have not been pregnant during the age of the internet, you will not have discovered the intense fear and panic a single mouse click can evoke. After googling various topics like "cheese and pregnancy", "dangers of string cheese on unborn babies" and "does cheese taste like plastic because I am pregnant?" I decided that it was time to restrict myself from Google and all of it's tales of horror.